09/08/2012
Virgin slithers through my door
lands on my doormat: use me.
Choose me, Virgin attempts to
seduce me with speed and cost,
squeezing through my letterbox
between dominos and direct
lines. Virgin flies from postbag to
recycling without much human
intervention. Just the odd hand.
10/08/2012
Buy me, buy two, you know
you want me, here by the
cool river, crisp and wet
on summer-dry heat. Come;
buy me, buy two get one
free. White or red, buy me.
13/08/2012
Fracking comes,
to a county near you.
Hydraulic peppermint
oil for trapped gasses;
ruptures havoc
with your waterworks;
quakes the guts in a quest
of poisonous devilry
and must be
warned to
frack off.
15/08/2012
Telegraph money
save on bills,
compare the…
oh no not
cute furry animals
with twirly moustaches,
keep up Richard, and
bat your eyelashes.
Telegraph money
or ping on your phone,
collecting your nectar
without leaving home.
Save money with us
its a jungle out there.
02/09/2012
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in a modern world?
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your travel, your home:
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your body, your actions,
your hopes, and how
maybe, just maybe
you might feel safely
all warm and fuzzy.
07/09/2012
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