Category: Hand Held

07/09/2012

Free trial copy

with free gift, free

free trial app and

free reply when you

dial this number

that is almost free.

Free to inform you

to fill you with facts

that will free you up

to be that someone

we think you should be.

 

There’s a lot of emphasis on free these days, everywhere you look something is being offered apparently for free. We are on the one hand, encouraged to believe this, after all some trusted places offer ‘buy two get one free’; and at the same time we are made to feel fools if we do trust a scammer…

02/09/2012

Are you insured enough?

Are you fully protected

against life, and living

in a modern world?

For a fee Which will

explain the deal on

your wedding, your car,

your travel, your home:

event, pet, your life,

your body, your actions,

your hopes, and how

maybe, just maybe

you might feel safely

all warm and fuzzy.

 

Saturday, and particularly Sunday, is the time to pop all sorts of ads into the stack of news, reviews and gossip that comprise the weekend newspapers. Who, I wonder, has the time to enjoy them? Surely not the sport and culture enthusiasts who must be wading waist deep in 2012 offers.

Fracking comes,

to a county near you.

Hydraulic peppermint

oil for trapped gasses;

ruptures havoc

with your waterworks;

quakes the guts in a quest

of poisonous devilry

and must be

warned to

frack off.

 

Today Hand Held goes public; it is, like Cookie Crumbs also a work in progress. A leaflet thrust into my hand by a group of ernest protesters has resulted in: ‘Fracking comes’ – the third entry on the page.